Heidi doesn't help Seal at all

Here is Heidi always stunnin, with Seal who looks like shit. I know, I know. His face is a birth defect or some other cacamayme excuse. But seriously, the pants need to be tailored and is that black nail polish on his fingers? The tie is lame. The suit is eh. He shoulda called up Brad for some tips on what to wear and be stylish. I guess bein fashionable is not a perk of marryin a supermodel.