Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A-Rod is stupid

A-Rod admitted to doping up with steroids from 2001-2003 which at first wasn’t really news to me until A) I found out that he did an interview with Katie Couric in 2007 and vehemently (dictionary.com word of the day for ya) denied ever using any kind of performance enhancement drug. Do the drugs disable part of your memory? Is this the ‘date rape’ drug of MLB? Because nobody ever remembers takin steroids until someone reminds them that they did. And they are never sure on what drug they took, just know that it’s somethin that was gonna help them out. If my job was to stare at butts and breasts all day, gettin paid millions a year to do it, and a doctor said “Here, take these eye drops to increase the length of time you can look at those assets” I’d be alllll for it. Anythin to enhance my performance on the job. BUT I’d BE DAMNED if I put any old drops in my eyes without properly knowin what it was and the side effects, who else uses it and if it worked for them, etc. Because the last thing I would want to do is LOSE my million dollar job just because some doctor came at me with some RANDOM drug to help me out. So excuse me if I find it not just hard to believe but IMPOSSIBLE that these athletes used a drug that they have trouble recalling what it was and any other information surrounding it. Then I also put two and two together and looked at his stats. He had his best years while on the stuff (he had good years off of it too) but he stopped using it as soon as he signed to the Yankees. The Yanks paid allll these big bucks and the idiot stopped using it. Yanks haven’t won a Series since. Worthless. Too bad there is nothin in his contract that would get the Yanks a refund for him using steroids.
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1 comment:

  1. yea i saw this too on TV. AROD friggin caught up thinking he got a whitepass.

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