Heather Graham works again

Everyone always jokes about how it’s good to diversify your social circle, you never know when one ethnicity is gonna come in handy. For instance, if you are a white person you DEFINTELY need to know a couple black people just in case you encounter racism (against you or others) and you “just can’t friggin believe it still happens in this day and age.” A black person in your life will set you straight and calm you down so you don’t do somethin stupid like quit your job and try to be an equal rights activist. And if you are a black person, you DEFINTELY need to know a couple white people (Jewish for extra points) just in case you run into some issues with the law. Common knowledge. But it also pays for white people to have Jewish friends too! Take Heather Graham for instance. Heather who? You know, “Boogie Nights”, “Austin Powers 2”…big tits. Well she hasn’t been in a movie since…I don’t know when and if she has they haven’t been note worthy. Currently she is dating Yaniv Raz (who has no wiki (amazing!) and little info on IMDB). And I’m gonna say he’s Jewish judging by his nose and hair (even though it’s not that curly), and the fact Yaniv means "he will prosper" in Hebrew (see how stereotypes help people solve cases?). Guess what? Heather Graham has FOUR movies comin out this year. Before she couldn’t get a role as a waitress in a restaurant, now she has 4 movies. I need a Jewish friend…that lives in LA. Swerdogg needs to move from rainy Seattle.