Royal Helicopter crashes, no deaths

First thing I want to point out is that it crashed in the water, and all 18 people survived. Nobody survives helicopter crashes. NOBODY. So my new thing is if I’m gonna fly, it’s over water. Even if I fly across the country, I’ma request that the pilot keeps us close to a body of water just in case they need to crash land, there is some water nearby. Water is the shit. Maybe it has somethin to do with our bodies bein 70% water. Maybe there is a link between us and water that nobody has noticed. People don’t die when they drown, they just become water again. Lmao, whoa…let’s put down the sticky icky. Second of all, why is it only helicopters operated by the military that seem to crash? Aren’t these people supposed to be specialists? The military isn’t like a regular workplace where the IT guy might also be doing the sales calls too. Like if you the helicopter pilot in the military, that’s all you do. You don’t fly the copter one day and drive the tank the next and then make food as KP on the weekends. Maybe they do and I’m wrong. But if I’m right, and I usually am, this shit is unacceptable. Helicopter pilots need better trainings and stop crashin.