Adriana Lima is off the market

Now I know you give a rat’s ass, cuz I do! What kinda bullshit is this? I mean, I didn’t think that it would happen so soon. Adriana AND Salma? What is the world comin to? Next Christina Milian? I mean seriously. But Lima confirmed the marriage rumors on her MySpace page and I pray someone hacked her account. I mean look at the guy…with those South Park eyes. So annoyin. I need money, because LOOKS DON’T MATTER WHEN YOU’RE RICH! The link to her MySpace page ain’t workin so I guess I have to wait for People to confirm. The last hottest virgin alive is taken...