Holly and Criss disappear!

Criss Angel and Holly Madison are dunished. Looks like Holly didn’t want to devote her time to bein in Vegas while she was tryin to get her career poppin off. I don’t know what career she speaks of since the only thing she was good for was being Hef’s bunny. Is she planning on goin back to school to get her doctorates in Hoeology? I’m not a Criss Angel fan (or any “magician” for that matter) but Criss is listed to be 49 years old. Look at the picture down below. Maybe he is a magician cuz the boy doesn’t look like he hit puberty yet! And for good measure I decided to add a bitch with a plan. Her is Kendra (soon to be married to a sucker, I mean, football player) livin it up like a bottom bitch is supposed to! Kudos to Kendra.