Crime pays during a recession

Lance Armstrong is feelin the effects of a recession. I mean why else would someone steal his one of a kind bicycle? Lance and 3 other cyclists had their bikes taken off a truck in Sacramento. Lance is racing in the Amgen Tour of California. It his first race since his retirement back in ’05. But those crooks are small time compared to the $650K in electronics heisted this past weekend. Police say 5 men (3 tractor drivers and 2 gunmen) tied up the security guard at gun point and in 10 minutes had escaped with the goods. As of today, this is my last blog post. I ain’t makin any money from this shit. I need a real job. It’s ski mask season ya’ll!!! Lol.