Megan Fox is single

So some of you may give a rat’s ass…me I don’t. But yeah, Megan “Not a” Fox has broken up (again) with Brian Austin Green. They’ve been engaged for like 3 years now…damn, I wonder what the holdup was. I mean how can you stay engaged for 3 years before you realize, “hmmm, you’re not the one.” Now for regular mortals who fear never finding anyone, I could understand. But this is Megan Fox…a goddess to many people. Wait wait wait. I forgot. The broad is dumb insecure about her looks and prolly thinks Brian was the best she could do. Even celebrities suffer (the most) from self esteem issues.