Winding down

I can’t wait till the day I reveal myself to be a 30-somethin Caucasian lesbian. It’s gonna throw ya’ll for a loop. Tyra gonna invite me to her show and ask me stupid questions like “What makes you comfortable with usin the ‘N’ word so much?” And my reply to her will be “Tyra, I’ma tells you like I tell my bitches. Don’t watch me, watch TV.” This of course doesn’t make any sense whatsoever but will throw everyone off my back for a minute. OSCARS! That’s my plug, now where is my Academy Award for Best Blog in a Motion Picture?