Man robs Girl Scouts

I mean Girl Scouts? You couldn’t even pick on some Cub Scouts? Why don’t them boys ever sell shit? It’s the 21st Century, why girls still sellin cookies? Why aren’t they tryin to balance my portfolio and make sure my IRA is straight? What the fuck do the boys do? Tie knots? They need to tie a knot and kill…just kiddin. But seriously, they should tie a knot for this guy that walked over to the girls and snatched a bag of money out their hands. He made off with $250. Damn homey. You just scarred these girls for life for groceries for the month? Some Jordans? A new phone? You ain’t worth the dirt you walk on.