A Rod is sad

Baseball’s golden child (more like fool’s gold the way he turns green in the post season) is still apologizing and cryin. Alex Rodriguez has given up more details of his steroid use, which I don’t really care to get into. He has admitted to knowing what he took “wasn’t tic tacs” but he wasn’t sure exactly what they were. He claims that he isn’t sure if there were any benefits to takin the substances and he felt because they were over the counter they were harmless. Once again, I call bullshit. You don’t get a record setting deal and then gamble with OTCs your cousin told you about. If that’s really the mental capacity of A. Rod then maybe the nigga needs a legal guardian (like B. Spears has) because he clearly can’t make proper decisions for himself. If you are gonna give me some performance enhancing drug, I’M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT IT ENHANCES MY PERFORMANCE! And we all know that it did, giving A. Rod a record season with the Rangers. Who else has to fall before the baseball world wakes up and realizes steroids is fair game. Let’s dig up the Babe and do some DNA testing, lol.