Manny Ramirez does drugs

Manny Ramirez of the L.A. Dodgers was suspended for 50 games for testing positive for banned substances in the MLB. I’ve heard that the drug was some kind of estrogen athletes on steroids take to balance out the excess testosterone. I’ve also heard that it was some drug to increase sexual performance. I don’t care either way; this is good news because the MLB is puttin their money where their mouth is. And I’m glad they made an example of a high profile player. Hopefully other athletes will get in line and stop bulkin up and bring baseball back to the boring sport that it once was. Why would I go to a Dodger’s game to see a homerun bein popped once an inning? I wanna see more ‘pop fly’s that make me get excited in the anticipation but then let down once it’s caught for an out. Same feelin like going to a hole in the wall strip club.

A Rod is sad

Baseball’s golden child (more like fool’s gold the way he turns green in the post season) is still apologizing and cryin. Alex Rodriguez has given up more details of his steroid use, which I don’t really care to get into. He has admitted to knowing what he took “wasn’t tic tacs” but he wasn’t sure exactly what they were. He claims that he isn’t sure if there were any benefits to takin the substances and he felt because they were over the counter they were harmless. Once again, I call bullshit. You don’t get a record setting deal and then gamble with OTCs your cousin told you about. If that’s really the mental capacity of A. Rod then maybe the nigga needs a legal guardian (like B. Spears has) because he clearly can’t make proper decisions for himself. If you are gonna give me some performance enhancing drug, I’M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT IT ENHANCES MY PERFORMANCE! And we all know that it did, giving A. Rod a record season with the Rangers. Who else has to fall before the baseball world wakes up and realizes steroids is fair game. Let’s dig up the Babe and do some DNA testing, lol.

A-Rod is stupid

A-Rod admitted to doping up with steroids from 2001-2003 which at first wasn’t really news to me until A) I found out that he did an interview with Katie Couric in 2007 and vehemently (dictionary.com word of the day for ya) denied ever using any kind of performance enhancement drug. Do the drugs disable part of your memory? Is this the ‘date rape’ drug of MLB? Because nobody ever remembers takin steroids until someone reminds them that they did. And they are never sure on what drug they took, just know that it’s somethin that was gonna help them out. If my job was to stare at butts and breasts all day, gettin paid millions a year to do it, and a doctor said “Here, take these eye drops to increase the length of time you can look at those assets” I’d be alllll for it. Anythin to enhance my performance on the job. BUT I’d BE DAMNED if I put any old drops in my eyes without properly knowin what it was and the side effects, who else uses it and if it worked for them, etc. Because the last thing I would want to do is LOSE my million dollar job just because some doctor came at me with some RANDOM drug to help me out. So excuse me if I find it not just hard to believe but IMPOSSIBLE that these athletes used a drug that they have trouble recalling what it was and any other information surrounding it. Then I also put two and two together and looked at his stats. He had his best years while on the stuff (he had good years off of it too) but he stopped using it as soon as he signed to the Yankees. The Yanks paid allll these big bucks and the idiot stopped using it. Yanks haven’t won a Series since. Worthless. Too bad there is nothin in his contract that would get the Yanks a refund for him using steroids.