Up Up and Away...to the weekend

I read the notes on McCain’s speech but what really caught my interest was the comments people left. I almost shed a tear…I’ve never been prouder to be an American. Or is that I’ve never been more proud to be an American? Oh shit…I guess I’ve been anti-American this whole time. Right Mitt? Lol, your crew is a joke. Lies, bashing, and more lies won’t get you into office…Not this round. Here is one comment I loved in particular: Steve said – “a. They down the dems for big government, yet created the largest burocracy [sic] in history DOHS. b. They down the dems for tax and spend, yet tax cut, price gudge [sic] and spent the U.S. into 9.5 trillion in debt is a better alternative? c. They talk about family values, yet most of the speakers at the convention had trophy (2nd) wives (McCain, Thompson, Guliani) and they actually had pins saying Hot VP while Palin touted her teenage prego daughter and boyfriend around like a prize.”

I’m done talkin politics. If you’re ignorant and can’t decipher what’s true and what isn’t, that’s ok (it’s really unacceptable in this day and age of the internet, but I’ll let you slide) but if you cheer on McCain as he talks about change (wonder where he got that idea from) but yet he still plays the same politics (bash the other opponent till you look good) you should…let me think of this one. Ummmmm, I got it. You should pour gasoline in your mouth (don’t swallow it, it can kill you!!!) and then throw a lit match in your mouth. Do this about 5 times. Then take a beehive (or wasp nest) and eat it. Like a melon. Crack it open and eat the inside of it. You are the type of person that lives and dies for your team, not knowing that these people don’t give two shits about you (I’m lookin at you Yankee and Red Sox fans!! HAHAHA, I didn’t even realize that their respective colors are blue and red….I am truly the Michael Phelps of this blogging shit). Vote Democrat, because the Republicans have been fuckin up for the past 8 years. Or better yet, vote for Ron Paul….give the Independents a shot at fuckin up too lmao.


Ok, ok ok. I guess it’s time for me to come clean. I hired the writers for the RNC. DOOOMED muthafucka, the republicans are doooomed!!

Cops are offering a $500K reward for a serial killer in LA. He’s been hunting and raping women (some believed to be prostitutes) since ’85. For $500k, I will certainly dress in drag and catch this man on my own lol.

So I tried out Google Chrome and it appears I shot my load a bit early (which is also why no porno directors have called me back). It is a step in the right direction, but it definitely needs some tweaking. I stopped using it after 5 hours (it was fuckin up Facebook). I also read a review about it, which actually did some tests and had some valid points. But in the end, do you know who the winner was? Internet Explorer 8…ouch. I guess my ranting about Microsoft fuckin up was a bit uninformed I tried IE8 but the new Facebook doesn’t work with it, so I’m still on FF3.

Fight in the House of Blues on Wednesday. Yep, the one near my apt in Hollywood. I was gonna go to the show too because Three Six Mafia was performing. And while I do appreciate their latest album, I can’t fuck with a group that can’t stick together. Three Six Mafia to me is DJ Paul, Juicy J, Lord Infamous, and Crunchy Blac (hell, throw in Gangsta Boo too). NOT DJ Paul, Juicy J, Project Pat and some random guest. I hope that the brawl was caused by ex-group members rushing the stage and whoopin Juicy and Paul’s asses.

Oh man, my roommate put me on to this. Expect a good 2-3 videos to come outta this:

Excuse the video interruption, this clip just in (you really only gotta watch half of it). And all I gotta say is damn; he put his weight into that one:


Alright, here is the real video I want ya’ll to watch:



The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!