Pressure

Must…get….sleep. My eyes are bloodshot. I look like a Rasta at a Marley concert. I feel like retiring from this blog shit. Lol. I really understand how Chappelle felt now. I could imagine the pressure if someone paid me $50 milli and said be this funny EVERYDAY. Fuck, I’m only funny 10% of the time. The other 90% are pictures of breasts. Which doesn’t really help reel in female readers, unless they are bisexual and those are the only girls I want reading my post, so I guess it all does work out. Maybe I won't quit my day job...wait, this isn't my day job!