Makin the road safer, one less text at a time

The Governator just passed a bill makin texting while driving illegal! Yes, now if he’ll just sign a bill that makes it illegal to drive while being old, Mexican, or Korean. HAHAHAHAHAHA. O, you get mad, but you don’t want me to really rant about them cuz I’ll make this site get shut down and all my fans will be sad. Matter of fact, fuck it. I’ll get on them, just not tonight…super tired.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!