Coming to you live from your basement

Damn tired. Who schedules a flight out to a city the day of and expects you to work as soon as you land? My stupid ass company does. Who then cancels the appointment but still makes you fly out at 7:40am not realizing that you have to be at the airport around 6:40am and you don’t live a block from the airport, you actually live about 20 minutes away without traffic, but you live in LA so there is always traffic and you not gonna dump your car at the long term parking cuz it will cost too much by the end of the week (even though you could just charge the company for it), so you decide to park your car at a friends house who lives 5 mins from the airport, but you still have to meet the taxi there to take you to the airport, so you factor all that in and decide to wake up at 5:30am, and you usually shower to wake you up but you had to shower last night because if you showered this morning you would have to wake up at 4:30am? My stupid ass company does.