I need some fans

Drivin around today and saw an occurrence that blew my mind. Twice today I saw white people speedin past cops. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I was doin about 75-80 when I saw the cops, so then I would slow down to about 60-65. But the other guy would just zoom right past!!! Fuck that, I ain’t even tryin to test my luck. Hell, the other day I got a ticket for driving. Cop pulled me over and asked for my license and registration. He didn’t say anythin when I asked him what the problem was, he just handed me a ticket. I asked him what it was for, and he was like “driving.” I said a DUI? DWI? He said nah, just driving. At the same time a car was driving down honkin the horn. As the car passed by, the cop and I look over to see a white man mooning the cop. I mean he had his ass cheeks all spread out….it’s crazy out here in LA I tell ya.

They’rrrrrrrrrrrre baaaaaaaaaaaack. Google is still on its mission to take over the world. Next stop: internet browser. Google Chrome beta is coming out today at 3am PST. I read the little comic book they created explaining Chrome and I LOVE IT. It looks totally excellent on paper, but I really can’t wait to try it out. I don’t wanna bore you with technical details but it looks like it’s going to be a very stable, app driven browser which is what we need in this land of Web 2.0. Leave it to Google to finally get it. Seriously Microsoft, what the fuck are you doing over there? So glad I didn’t get hired by you.

Rumor around La-La land is that Wacko Jacko is messin with Slut-o Pam-o. They prolly just had a lunch to discuss plastic surgery techniques and who’s the best doctor for which procedure. I think Jacko wants to get his boobs done so that he can start breast feedin kids lol.

The GOP did their little convention thingy crap today. I’m not gonna take up too much space with what they spoke about but I will mention this. Lieberman is a bitchass nigga. I don’t trust anythin Mr. Benedict Arnold says because look at the first three letters in his last name…..Second, why is everyone hyping up the fact that McCain wanted more troops in Iraq????? There are still people in this country that are for this “war”? Didn’t we run outta insurgents and are now just killin regular Iraqi citizens? Is there any real reason for us to occupy Iraq outside of being able to launch a quick attack on Iran? Is Iraq ever gonna share it’s oil with us? Tune in next week for the conclusion. Same Bush Time, same Bush channel. And if you vote McCain, you can watch this show for at least the next 4 years.

So everyone knows about Palin’s daughter being 5 months preggers and being an unwed 17 year old. I knew about this since Friday (my roommate is secretly havin an affair with Obama, so it's all politics over here), but it’s not an issue for me. How she governs her home and our country are two different things. Children make mistakes. Her husband having a DUI…same boat, not really an issue on how to run the country. Her sex tape? Lol, kiddin, but I can’t wait till that gets leaked. I’m buyin 2 copies…one to watch and the other as a collector’s item lmao.

Two Jamaican hurdlers have been implicated in a steroid ring….and we will wait for the other shoe to drop as everyone looks at Bolt lol.

Glad to see at least one country in Africa is keepin it real. “Tens of thousands of bare-breasted virgins competed for Swaziland King Mswati III's eye on Monday in a traditional Reed Dance.” according to reuters.com. That is what I need to get back to. The essence of an African man. When I blow up and get rich (which is a matter of time and not a matter of happening), I’m gonna throw an annual festival in which butt naked broads will compete for my affection. Then I’ma sell it to VH1 as a reality show called I Love Naked Bush Women, lmao. Done.

Here is a clip of prostitute training camp. This is the “Running from the cops” drill:




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