I'm thirsty

Muthafuck a Ford Focus…I made the BEST mixed drink ever at Subway today. I mean, this shit was better than N-Drank (for a non-alcoholic drink). I ain’t even gonna tell you what I mixed cuz I don’t want you enjoyin it before I do. That shit was tasty, but a quick left turn and a shitty cup holder and my beautiful concoction was on the car floor. Bitchass American made car. Oh, if you don’t know, it was a rental cuz I’m outta town again. AND I’m extremely tired but I know some people wake up in the morning just to read this…so here I am, serving others…as usual.