It still works!

Guess who else is havin twins? Jenna Jameson. Her kids won’t be born until next year, so she is officially after the trend (didn’t the bitch get the memo? 2008 is the year of the twin babies). But the twins doesn’t surprise me. What does is the fact that sperm can actually swim up to her uterus. Most sperm are built to swim up a girl’s vag comparable to your local pond. No real obstacle, no real challenge. Sperm travelin up Jameson is akin to you swimming up Niagara Falls. Rocks and all. I guess that’s why she’s fuckin with Tito Ortiz (UFC champ), because his sperm HAS be to be on steroids and are used to the constant abuse of “accidental” nut jabs when fighting.