SamLo is DUNNZO

Yep, looks like the lesbian love fest is over between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. Sam has changed the locks and Linds has moved all of her stuff out of the house. This is funny to me because…it is. Who breaks up during a recession? Obviously these broads are as dumb as they look because A) SamRo was only famous and gettin gigs because Lindsay was her girlfriend and B) Lindsay was only makin money because of the jobs she got Sam. So now two nobodies have become less relevant. Do they just disappear now? I hope so. On a plus note, now I get a chance to stick my peen in between those luscious chest pillows of Lindsay Lohan.