Grooms dies on the way to wedding...

Ugh, that’s just disgusting. Why does the person that fuck up always kill the innocent but the fuck up always lives? I mean, I understand it has to do with the shock the innocent are goin through, but fuck man. The idiot was in a convertible, why didn’t it spit him out!!! That’s why I train with cats and mongooses to keep my reflexes sharp. Ain’t no head on collision gonna take me out. I’ma die from somethin slow…like sleepin with a grandma with STDs, ain’t nothing slower than that.