Obama loses his spine

I don’t want my President suckin no A-rab dick!!! Next thing you know, he’ll be getting butt fucked by the Taliban. Cheney was right! We aren’t any safer. Gotta love the conservatives. Anyways, if the President wants to show respect to other leaders, that’s fine. I’m pretty sure his advisors came at him with a list of options like: “Mr. President, you are about to meet the Saudi king. You can either hold his hand and kiss him on the cheek, or bow to him.” To which Obama responded: “I ain’t kissin no nigga.” I feel safer with Obama as President because it takes a lot to scare black people. White people can’t handle a crisis for shit. They lack to coolness and collectiveness needed. Not all white people suffer from the lack of swag, just most. I bet a cool head woulda killed bin Laden by now, instead of creating a war in Iraq that is now more costly than the Vietnam War (which is part of the reason Obama is bowing now). You’d have to be the dumbest world leader to think America is the sole superpower it was back in the 80s and 90s. There are people still afraid of us, but they just stackin their chips to buy that nuke to gain them leverage. It pretty much boils down to the U.S. can’t swing its nuts like it used to, so we better learn to enjoy this humble pie we’re eatin and bow when we must.