Mel Gibson needs to hire pirates

Hulk needs to take a cue from Mel Gibson who is about to have the most costliest divorce ever. First, Mel already got a new boo, Oksana Pochepa.

Ew, this chick ain’t got no alibi. Mel needs to step up his game. Second, Mel’s worth is totaled to be at $1 billion dollars. Factor in no pre-nup (married before he was famous) and California common law, which states she gets half, and it looks like Ex-Mrs. Gibson will be walkin away with $500 million. That’s a muthafuckin pay day. I need to have my people contact her people…see if I can catch her on the rebound. That’s kinda crazy that he has to give up half a billion to her. I’m not sayin she doesn’t deserve it, because she does. She was by his side for 28 years, popped out 7 kids for him, she’s entitled to half. But that’s still a lot of money to part with. Half a billion. Even after the divorce, that nigga will still be richer than Somalia.