Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Spoiler Alert: Sylar was my real Hero

Let me start by sayin this is the best season finale in Heroes history…considerin how shitty the other two were, it’s not sayin much. At all. Once again, I’ma spoil the shit outta it, so if you have it on your DVR still I suggest skippin this post. So they finally “killed” Sylar. Of course they didn’t really kill him, since he can’t be killed. Instead what happened was Nathan was killed by Sylar, Peter was able to tranquilize Sylar, and while Sylar was unconscious, Matt remapped Sylar’s brain so that Sylar believed he was Nathan and never Sylar. Did you follow that? So basically Sylar is now Nathan permanently (*permanently meaning until the next season when somethin goes wrong and Sylar comes back). Alright, now the show is notoriously known for “forgetting” about people’s powers and makin the season finale battle harder than it needed to be. Like why couldn’t they just transfer some of Claire’s blood to Nathan like they did with her stepfather Noah? Why doesn’t Hiro ever just freeze time when Sylar is around and behead him? And why has Claire been demoted to moral compass? She’s become so useless on the show and is constantly bitching about how tough she is, but she doesn’t do anythin except bitch about how tough she is. Peter tries to be the moral compass too, but at least he uses his power to help. I hope when Matt comes back next season, he stops actin like a little bitch. First he was all pussy whipped with Daphne (who clearly didn’t have any feelings for him) then he started actin like a bitch when it was time to save Nathan. NO BITCHASSNESS ON THE NEXT SEASON OF HEROES. I’m kinda mad that they didn’t make Sylar good. Sylar by far was the best character to watch and if he had went good the show would be on another level. Anyways, enjoy Mad TV’s version of the show:
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2 comments:

  1. you think 30 rock is wack but you enjoy that shit? you have no taste dude

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  2. Heroes and 30 Rock are two different types of shows. Heroes fulfills my sci fi craving, 30 Rock doesn't even wet my palate for my comedy cravings.

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