Marisa Miller goes night night

Here is Marisa Miller rockin a piece from Victoria’s Secret new evening wear collection, the Night Gown. This isn’t your mother’s night gown, oh no, the only thing ‘moo-moo’ about this dress is those milky ti…Ahem, anyways.

What the hell is this bullshit? I’m gonna make boxer shorts for men that can be worn just like regular shorts and you will be able to wear them out, since underwear is the new outerwear. The only thing worse than her choice of dress is her choice of husband. Marisa strikes me as the jock type so I figured she was married to an NFL player. WHO THE HELL IS THIS COUNTRY EMO LOOKIN ASS DUDE? Lammmmme. So lame I had to check her wiki to see if she was married:

“She married Jim Miller, a Los Angeles surfing contest promoter and lifeguard from California in 2000, and separated from him in 2002. They divorced soon after. She married Hollywood producer Griffin Guess on April 15, 2006”

Wow, losers. Never woulda guessed it. They must have a great sense of humor. Keeps hope alive for guys like me…just gotta move out the basement.