Hugo celebrates Earth Day

It seems Hugo Chavez isn’t all bad. He plans on giving Petty Island located in the Delaware river, to New Jersey. Hey hey!!! It appears that Petty Island was owned by the Venezuelan petroleum company Citgo but as a gift on Earth Day, the island will be given to Jerz. However the island won’t be transferred anytime soon (not before 2020) because the company first has to clean up before the titled is transferred. See, Obama’s hand shake got us a new natural park. Now imagine what we woulda got if he kissed him!!!