Heroin is the new gateway drug for kids...gateway to HELL!!!

What kinda parent doesn’t send their kid to rehab after the first overdose? I mean, how damn stupid are you? Everyone knows you can't trust a teen on their word. Seriously, a teen says they aren't gonna sneak out anymore and by the time you head downstairs they are scaling the tree outside their room. What would make you think they would stop using a highly addictive drug? Adults can't pull themselves away from it. Listening to your teen is like when Microsoft listened to the Atlanta Hawks. Anyways, I think I found my new hustle. I’m cool with the Mexicans, I prolly can get it over the border easier, and I need some money because this blogging shit is for the birds. Get it? Birds? A key? Drugs? Am I the hottest in America or what? Fuck yeah! Anyways, RIP to that pretty girl. And the east coast needs to step their drug game up…tho I think heroin was always popular over there.