Michael Phelps apologized already, move on

Man, that’s why I don’t like when they put these celebrities on pedestals. He’s human just like you and me. It’s just that he has a talent that he excels in. The boy can swim harder than most dolphins. So what? That’s his specialty. If the Olympics had a “Penis” competition, I woulda won 8 medals too…and they wouldn’t be put around my neck (Fuck a “Breast Stroke”, “Long Stroke” would be my dominant competition lmao, what’s wrong with me?). So why he’s being punished by losin endorsements I don’t know. Don’t put him on your dumbass cereal box, it’s not gonna change who he is and what he has done. If your kid looked up to Michael Phelps then he already knows that Phelps smokes that green whether or not your kid has breakfast with him in the morning or not. And if he doesn’t know, he’s gonna wonder why his hero isn’t on his cereal box anymore promptin a too early discussion on drugs. Get over it. Seriously.