I'm just not that into you either

This past weekend, "He's Just Not That Into You” opened up to $27.5 milli which exceeded expectations. This throws another win for Jennifer Aniston in the actin department since “Marley & Me” has brought in some major dough as well. First off, congrats to Aniston. You’re still a loser but instead of both departments it’s just the love one. I don’t really expect your career to pop off till you can hold your own in a movie and not have suicide boy Owen Wilson and a dog or a super cast with A- listers. But my main riff is why a movie like that is so popular with women (who made up 80% of the viewers)? Why do you have the inability to disconnect from guys who you KNOW are no good for you? When it is as clear as day and night that the person is not into you, why do you stick around tryin to change him instead of yourself? Now, don’t get me wrong. If you are happy with the way you are and the way you do things, then fine. More power to ya. BUT, if you tryin to get a guy to like you when he really doesn’t then why bother? You obviously aren’t what he’s lookin for and unless you change into the person he’s lookin for it’s a lost cause. This also applies about guys that don’t treat ya right. Arguing and fightin are normal and expected in a relationship. Physical fightin and psychological abuse isn’t. I don’t wanna give any examples because I don’t want these girls thinkin I really give a damn about their love lives, but why would you stay with someone you treat you like shit? Talks down to you and disrespect you in private AND in PUBLIC!!! Wow. It be the pretty ones too that get shitted on, just no sense. I guess havin an ice box where my heart used to be makes it easy for me to detach? Nah, I think it’s logic that drives me. Let me tell ya a short story. One day when I was young and curious about the world and didn’t know much, I touched an iron that was plugged in and still on. I burned my hand. Not too badly, but enough for me to remember never touch a fucking iron when it’s still plugged in. And from that day on, I never touched a plugged in iron, hot or not. See? Easy. You learn a hard lesson, buy YOU LEARN! Only idiots continually make the same mistakes and wonder why their life is in shambles. Alright I’m done. I’m just givin ya’ll a hard time. I already know the reason why people (not just women, mainly, but not just) degrade their status to lap dog for that significant other…and that’s why I stay a step ahead. Even on ice with shoes coated in Pam, you’ll never catch me slippin.