Hairy Madonna is a seller

You know it’s a slow day when I start talkin bout Madonna (at least it isn’t Heidi and douche bag…yet. Monteg not Klum you idiots...Seal is good in my book). Anyways, the nude photo (with the hairy pits and pit) has sold for a whoppin $37,500. Wow. Obviously it’s not a recession for some. The photo was supposed to sell from no more than $15k, but some baller baller decided it was worth more. Pretty sure it was Guy Ritchie and he’s gonna hang it somewhere were him and his friends can use it for target practice. Or maybe he’ll put it in the gym and use it as motivation to punch the bag harder (Chris Brown style). The place he shouldn’t put it is in the kitchen…he could catch salmonella.