Cut the pandas not the teachers

A business that has served its purpose well for years but really needs to go is public zoos. I remember the zoos and how cool it was to see the animals in person. But I don’t think I’ve been to a zoo since cable TV made it into my home. And now with the internet makin the world smaller, I really don’t see a need for zoo. Consider the fact that it costs the city of Angels (that’s Los Angeles in espanol (which means Spanish in English) ) $18.5 milli this year alone to upkeep the zoo, and the city is in a $450 milli deficit, I think we can cut the crap. Literally. I would rather watch the animals in their natural habitats on the Discovery Channel anyways. When a tiger acts like a tiger in the wild, it’s cool. But when a tiger acts like a tiger in a controlled environment, people die and the tiger is killed. Bullshit. Send all the animals back to their respective homes and just film them. Stream the video online if needed. That way I’m at a safe distance and don’t have to smell the shit.