CNN's April Fools?

I don’t know if this is a real story because I couldn’t find it on CNN’s website. So it could be an April Fool’s joke…but if not, that’s really ballsy.

For one, I’m glad that I’m a white skinned BROWN eyed muthafucka. But I still blame the white man for everything too, but I guess I shoulda been more specific. Blue eyed muthafuckas gotta go!!!