Chris Brown pleads 'not guilty'

I need a white guy like that in my corner. Fuck havin any friends, just gimme a good ass lawyer and my life will be straight. Don’t believe me? If I need to get some ass, no need to call up the boys so we can prowl at the club. I can get a rape charge, he’ll beat it. Wanna get drunk and party? Grab a bottle and walk down a major street, he’ll beat it. Need to borrow a car? He’ll eat Grand Theft Auto charges like they were Scooby snacks! I am messed up in the head. But so is CB. I don’t want him to plead to a lesser charge, I want him to get on the stand and defend his actions!!! Just gimme somethin Chris. She flicked her boogers at you after you told her not to. She called your mama fat. Somethin!!!