What's next? Malware for the SATs?

You know the economy is hurtin when a teacher gotta sell ad space on their test. I don’t know how the students do it. Seein an advertisement for sneakers or some shit while tryin to take a final that you need to pass to graduate. That would fuck me up. I wanna buy some ads. Of course they would be inspirational quotes such as “Bet you wish you studied harder for this one”. That would go on the front page. In the middle I’d put somethin like “Failing isn’t the end of the world, just makes you look like a loser.” On the last page I’d put “You may wanna go back and check your answer on question 4; that was a tough one.” Hahahaha.