Monday, December 29, 2008
Crackheads Gon' Wild: Winehouse edition
Amy Winehouse’s ex assistant/love toy has sold his story to the News Of The World (I think it’s a British tabloid). He has revealed such (non) shockin things such as she smoked crack for breakfast and would use broken bottles as crack pipes. She was a bulimic that lived off of McDonalds and Crunchie bars and used his toothbrush to induce vomiting. See? Nothin shocking. He did mention that she was a sex addict and that he would ‘make love’ (who needs a toothbrush with that image?) to her 4 to 5 times a day. Now that’s an issue. I guess it ties in with my intro; the ugliest broads be the freakiest ones. Disgusting. And unlike the ex assistant, I know when to say no. Ahem, I mean since I’m wifed up already I wouldn’t know anythin about that. But if I were in the assistant’s shoes, I woulda told that crack head to hold up. Unless she was tryin to suck my dick for some crack, then I woulda let her lol.
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