When Life has you in a choke hold...

Former WWE wrestler and current 10 time loser, Chyna, was taken to the hospital on her birthday for almost drinkin herself to death. It looks like the estrogen shots she was takin to get back her feminine figure didn’t mix well with the alcohol. Her friends found her in the bathroom in a figure four leg lock with a keg of Heineken hoping to make it ‘tap’ out. I’m lyin. She was really in the bathroom applying makeup and she just happen to cut herself…multiple times…on her arms. Sad story, but it is what it is. Fame and fortune isn’t what it’s cracked up to be if you don’t have a good foundation like religion. That’s why I’m not passed out on the plane from all the snow this weekend. That and the fact that the snow was all weather related.