Where are the boobs?

The Simpson sisters because they look like shit. I remember when Jessica was at the top of her game, lookin mighty cute. Ashlee wasn’t that cute so she paid for a new face and started to look better than Jess. Now Ashlee’s a mom and Jessica is unemployed (damn recession) and they both look un-celebrity like. Ashlee even has that short “mom” haircut. Yuck. But they both are blessed in the chest...you'd think they would use the magical powers to distract from their outfits.