Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are married

So I didn’t believe the union of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, and won’t accept it till I see baby squirt guns. Well, I think the time is near. Mariah was seen leavin her LA gyno with smiles on her face and a (alleged) sonogram in her hand. Damn. They really married. 6 months of knowin each other and BAM. Well. Damn. That’s wack. I’m happy for them, but that’s wack. 6 months? Now they pumpin out kids? Mariah clock is tickin, that’s for sure. Nick Cannon wasn’t gonna be any more successful than he was before he married MC. I feel like this just ‘won’t last forever’ (get it? Because MC has a song Make It Last or some shit like that…ah fuck it).