If Eli wore the number 9 or 45, this would be hilarious

I think we have a theme going on today because next up is about how Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg. Yep the NY Giants “hero” of the last Super Bowl was at a club in Manhattan and shot himself in the leg. Well. Like I mentioned earlier, black people with guns don’t mix. Apparently he came into the club with a loaded weapon for “protection”. He happened to be wearin buckets of frozen water on his neck and wrist and planned on makin it rain that night. (To all my non hip hop lingo speakin readers, he had on a lot of ice (diamonds) and a lot of cash (not cards, cash)). When walkin to the VIP section, the gun in his pants slipped and as he “fumbled” to get it (he was already “hammered” at this point) he caught a “bullet”, something that he very good at lmao.