Actin like a casanova

This might be a little bit of hatin. Big ups to the 9 year old gettin that paper. A big what the fuck to the publisher. I can’t really knock the book till I read it, which I’ll prolly do durin the vacation if I remember. So I’ma just knock it based off the premise (so it really is hatin). A 9 year old givin advice on how to talk to girls? First off, lil boy has no experience. I mean if he had like 4-5 girlfriends already, I’d give him a pass. He only had a crush back in preschool. Who remembers preschool? The butterflies in his stomach were due to gas from the mystery meat served at lunch. Then he gets all wrong with the be nice shit. Come on. Commmmmmmmmme on. We already know what place nice guys finish. Girls need excitement. They need drama. They need emotions (good or bad). I say be nice, but sneak the frog in her book bag just to balance it out. But, I do give him props for bein observant enough to write on it. I got years on the kid and I’m still tryin to write somethin on meeting rich girls with billion dollar babies.