Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Hot Jackson

Janet Jackson has been rushed to the hospital before her concert in Montreal. No real clue on what that’s about. Maybe she’s feelin the side effects of her plastic surgery. Maybe her nipple ring (that shit was more like a metal plate) got caught up in her wardrobe and was tearin her nipple off. Maybe she just saw the R. Kelly sex tape. Whatever the case, I hope homegirl gets better. And may I add, the girl is lookin a bit thick in these pictures. (Note to my white readers: Janet is not fat. Notice that the “fat” part of her body are limited to her breast and ass, therefore while she may HAVE a fat ass, she is NOT a fat ass. Please stop getting it confused. Thank you. Lol).














The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!! (When an African is complaining about the heat…it’s hot.)
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2 comments:

  1. Old newsss..... Janet had an ass since J5, them wasn't the diapers!!! lmao!

    Ninja, u are now and African American, therefore when you say it's hot.... ur opinion is slightly skewed!!

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  2. But i've been to Africa. And I know how hot it gets there. When you sit still and you still sweat like R. Kelly at a dance recital for high schoolers, it's hot.

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