Everyone's gettin hyphy

One of my boys is gettin married, popped the question over Valentine’s Day weekend…unromantic. And his girl has changed her Facebook status on whether she should hyphenate her last name with his or just take his last name. What are women smokin these days? And I wouldn’t have taken it so serious if it wasn’t for one of the comments her friend made: “Girl it's the new age... You have to keep "some" of yourself... My name is too important...I don't think I could let that go, even in marriage!” That girl doesn’t have to worry about letting go of her last name because she won’t be gettin married with that attitude. You know what kind of women keep their last name after marriage? Whores and women in power. Whores to protect their family and women in power because most likely they obtained that power before gettin married. And while the latter is still unacceptable to me, I can swallow the pill a little easier. If my wife is pullin in 7 figures, she can change our last name to ‘Jackass’ for all I care. Just keep the rum and cokes comin as I lay out by the pool with the cabana girl. Seriously tho, is that the mentality women are takin these days? Do you really think you have to keep some of yourself when you enter a marriage? Isn’t a marriage supposed to take two people and make them one? Since when is it one and a half? If a chick wants to marry me but still do her thing, that’s fine. I don’t want a clingy wife. But being married to me with a separate mind state is a no go. The last thing I want is for her to keep the part of herself that thinks “if I make this money, I can spend it anyway I want.” Because if she starts bringing home more shoes than groceries, she will find herself floatin in a river. I don’t believe in divorce. Till DEATH do us part bitch. DEATH.