I crack mirrors while kickin black cats under ladders

Yippeee it’s Friday. Tonight Friday the 13th comes out, a movie I really wanna see since I’m all about horror movies. Tomorrow is that dreaded day where I have to show my love for someone…sike. It’s recession. It is a good day to find a woman whose vagina is lonely…hit the bottom, ejaculate in her brain, and maintain penis power. Lmao.