Just annoyed as usual

And because of that, you'll get two great posts...it's been such a long time huh?

Juelz Santana feat. Chris Brown - Back to The Crib

Time must heal all wounds cuz I was NOT fuckin with Juelz after the Dip Set fall out. But I think he might be on his way back up. And Chris Brown is still killin it.

Ok, so the blonde chick (Kimbella) is actually Santana’s boo. She said they met through him stalkin her on MySpace lol. It must be nice to be famous…when stalkin actually works for you and not against. When will I blow up? I’m really feelin this video and song because this is the swag that Juelz USED to have and was lost amongst the shuffle (or maybe my hateful heart didn’t wanna hear it). Rosa Acosta (the chick CB was all over) – BANGING!!! Now, Rosa and CB are good friends and just friends. How do I know this? Well CB and Soulja Boy worked together on the Graffiti album (I gotta figure out with track because the whole album is nice) annnd it appears that Rosa is engaged to SB. That’s right. This 19 year old not only is an overnight sensation with millions to his name, but he has one of the baddest video vixens to ever step in front of the camera. I need a beat machine and wack rhymes ASAP!

My only gripe with the video is the fact that Tony Gayo and Lloyd Tanks are in the video. That G-Unit connection is still like pouring salt in a wound. The only reason I posted this video after seein those two clowns was because of the women and because Chris Brown really kills the hook..

Facebook continues to destroys itself

The first thing that’s pissing me off is Facebook. As many of you are aware, last week Facebook changed their privacy settings to basically make our profiles more public than before. Bad move Facebook. The originators and early followers of Facebook joined because you actually had to know the person you were tryin to stalk and couldn’t rifle through their photos without them ‘friending’ you first. This past week I have done my fair share of stalking ‘friends of friends’ and I’ve come to learn that I’m friends with a lot of girls with cute girl friends and guys with female friends with big tits (thank you Facebook for exposing this to me). This wouldn’t have happened if Facebook was still a college social network. No, but since we have a bunch of MySpace riffraff, Facebook can insult the intelligence of its users and expose them for being the idiots that they are rather than protect them. I’ve always said that in America the easiest way to make money is off of the ignorance of others. My privacy settings are legit. I got two unexpected friend requests and I FIXED THAT BITCH WITH THE QUICKNESS. Then again, I am a Facebook junkie so I wasn’t fooled with the whole privacy change up. As soon as the warning came up to fix settings, I spent an hour+ doing so. Just to make sure everything was like it was before. But I feel I have the right to complain, because I was there from the beginning. I needed my school email address before I could sign up. Some of these no network having bastards that have ruined a good thing don’t really have the right. Also people who misused Facebook also can’t complain. The purpose of Facebook was to connect with FRIENDS. PEOPLE YOU KNOW. Not the guy that smiled at you at the lunch table (who was prolly thinking about wearing your skin that night) or the big tittied bitch who looks hot as fuck (who is prolly some bald fat dude that likes to jerk off to profile pictures). Facebook was meant to connect with people you know. But obviously the idiot masses forgot that part. Such as Dan Gillmor at Mediaactive blog and Heidi N. Moore at The Big Money. Dan, who has deleted his account, admits to just accepting random friend request without thinking of repercussions and now wants to start over. Heidi complains that you can’t hide your friend list and she doesn’t want other people to know who she is friends with. I almost fell out my bed when I read that. You don’t want your friends to know who else your friends with? How SHADY does that sound? Now I don’t expect all your friends to be in the same social circle but you should be able to vouche for anyone you claim as a friend on Facebook. If you’re friending terrorist then I can see why you would want that hidden. Now, I’m no saint and yes I have people that I shouldn’t be friends with but I go through a cleaning process very often and defriend more people than I friend. Matter of fact starting this year, if I didn’t share a drink with you, I didn’t accept your friend request. I don’t know why you would want to friend someone you didn’t know and allow them access into your world. Oh yeah, I was never a big fan of hiding certain pictures from one group or making my wall available to certain “friends”. I left everything out in the open for anyone that became my friend on Facebook and that’s what prompted the scrutiny with friend requests. But like I was saying, I spent 2009 trying to reconnect and maintain friendships with “friends” on Facebook. 2010 is the year of the deletion. If I can manage to bring my friend count from 355ish down to 200 or less, I’ll be totally happy. I don’t need all those useless liabilities hanging around. If you’re a friend, then act like one. Understand what a social network is about and use it to your advantage. Stop tryin to boost your Facebook Stats by having the most friends or the most tagged pictures. You can’t complain about privacy when you weren’t enforcing your own to begin with!

Tiger's Woody

Another thing that is pissing me off is the Tiger Woods fiasco. Let me first start off by saying: Yes I’m glad he was caught. Cheating on your spouse is not cool. Yes, she should have beaten his ass for it. I think it’s a great thing that the media exposed him and I wish every cheater was exposed nationally when caught (I love that show Cheaters)…maybe they’ll think twice before stepping out. Now here are the issues I have with the fiasco. First, why hasn’t Ellin Woods been arrested for domestic violence? If Rihanna had cheated on Chris Brown with 9+ dudes, would he be justified for the trashing he gave her? Ellin Woods almost KILLED her husband. He crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree tryin to escape her. Yet the state of Florida hasn’t come forward to punish her. That’s bullshit. I know she’s hurting and what not but laws are laws correct? Maybe Chris Brown shoulda admitted to Rihanna giving him herpes (not sayin its true, just a strong rumor) or admitted to Rihanna hitting him first (also not sayin it true, just strong rumors. But what is true is that they had a violent relationship. She HAS hit him before). Then he wouldn’t look like such a bad guy. Another issue I have is with this home wrecking hoes. Yea, I know Tiger is the main villain but every villain has a sidekick (or 12 in Tiger’s case) that sticks with him no matter what. YOU DON’T RAT!!! Now I don’t know how the media figured out whom these other women are but I do know that it was because these women talked about it to SOMEONE, they were exposed. And to make matters worse, instead of just denying it some of them have came on TV or sold their story. Not only is it a despicable act to admit that you’re a home wrecking whore, but did you even think about Mrs. Tiger Uppercut and her kids? I applaud Rachel (the first one) for keepin silent about it until other women came forth…she then figured I need to make my cut too lol. But admitting to the nation rather than just your pastor that you slept with Tiger while he was married is just going to DESTROY Ellin. How can she even step outside anymore? Soooo embarrassing. Terribly embarrassing. It’s like does she wanna turn on the TV and risk seeing ANOTHER girl come forth? People look at her with that ‘pity’ look. So a big fuck you to the whores Tiger fucked. I hope you don’t get a penny and I hope your reps are tarnished. But then back to Tiger and for my next point I’ma quote 50 Cent. Not sure the source, someone sent it to me in my inbox - "Thirteen women and no condoms - you're a gambling man ain't you Tiger? Rappers use condoms often. Golfers apparently don't use condoms,” 50 Cent joked. “It’s interesting when you pick your women at Perkins. That’s why you get told on. When she tells it’s not really her fault, especially when you didn’t give her nothing and she’s at Perkins.” It appears that Tiger paid some of these women hush money but not all. That is a mistake. A bigger mistake is not fuckin with someone who has JUST as much to lose as you. That’s one thing dickheads never think about. They always want the easy piece of ass. If I was a BILLIONAIRE golfer like Tiger, I would only fuck with married Princesses lol. Seriously, that way she ain’t runnin her mouth because she’ll prolly be shot. Last but not least, the other irritant in this Woods Gate is of course the media. But it’s not the normal celebrity outlets I’m mad at. ESPN has added a Tiger spot on their ticker that scrolls at the bottom of the screen. Tiger has his own ticker mark. WHYYYYY? He’s not golfing. There is no reason for ESPN to report on anything Tiger related if it’s not about sports. Yesterday while at the gym, I was watching CNN on the screen and they brought in political advisors/public relations to give their thoughts on what Tiger should do to repair his image. Now, CNN has their own celebrity outlets…so leave that shit for them. Talk politics for crying out loud. Lord knows you have enough cheaters in that circle to repair.

Olivia Munn does a premier and looks good doing it

I was gonna avoid doin any real celebrity posts..especially of Olivia Munn who’s been in the news a lot. But I seen these pics of her and her shoes are the shit. A sexy nerd…I’m so in love.

I wanna take Kimbella and Rosa Acosta back to the crib

I think it’s only right to end the post with pics of Kimbella and Rosa Acosta…for those of you who aren’t already familiar with their work.

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She needs her own video game...

If my video editing skills were great, you already know where I would take this…

Son beats up dad for snoring

WTF!!! HAHAHAHAHA. THE WORLD IS SOOOO FUCKING CRAZYYYYY. How you gonna beat up your dad for snoring? If your dad is snoring that means he’s been workin hard to keep that roof over your head and food in your mouth…and you gonna disturb his sleep? Had to be a white boy. If this had been a black dad, he would have one less child after being woken up so rudely.

Pilots blame traffic controllers for overshooting airport

Talk about typical Americans…typical humans. The pilots that were too distracted and flew past the destination airport are tryin to blame the traffic controllers for not properly reachin them. What the fuck else were the controllers supposed to do? Call the pilots on their cell phones? Maybe shoot them an email since the pilots “were on their laptops” anyways. I mean who really buys that bullshit? There is no way you can be so engaged on your laptop that you zone out on the radio. I mean they claimed to be having a discussion about the new Delta-NWA merger so they obliviously didn’t have any hearing issues. I honestly think they were fuckin. They shoulda gave them a spermalizer test and made sure these wasn’t any residue on their mouths or rectums. Because what else could be more embarrassing than being a gay pilot fuckin on the job? I don’t by the “sleeping” excuse because there really isn’t enough time for them to be sleeping...not like it was an international flight and that had ample rest already. Anyways, I hope they are fired because this issue is beyond just overshooting their destination. They lost radio contact as well. The Air Force was about to get involved and send jets to intercept the plane. They certainly endangered the well being of the passengers and I wouldn’t feel safe knowing they are the pilots of my flight.

Global warming is happening...like for the past 5 million years

I’ve always thought global warming was a load of shit. Global warming has been occurring since the ice caps melted (remember the movie Ice Age? Based on true events). So this whole man-made acceleration shit just seemed like a method of control. Scare people into believing something so that you can force them to buy more useless shit. Plus, scientists are always reversing their ideas. One day broccoli is good for you, the next day it gives you colon cancer. They can never make up their minds. I’m pretty sure the global warming myth has been debunked but of course nobody wants that to come to light. No, because then you’ll have a bunch of smart guys with no jobs. That’s the problem with scientist that do research – once it’s done, they have to find something new IN THAT FIELD THAT THEY ARE IN. An Earth scientist couldn’t go and do research on DNA. He’s pretty much stuck in Earth science. And if he’s dedicated his life to just one topic…like global warming…then he’s truly shit outta luck once it is found that global warming is just a natural occurrence. That’s prolly why nobody has found a cure for cancer or AIDS. Once they complete that, what’s next? Pulitzer Prize and retirement? That would suck for some.

Tiger Woods' should just come clean...

Tiger Woods is no longer a Tiger but a Cheetah, lol. That was a friend’s status message. The Tiger jokes are just rollin in. Like what’s the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball but not an Escalade. Some people call Elin (Tiger’s wife), Sagat from Street Fighter because she performed a “TIGGGGER UPPERCUT” lmao! Anyways, word has it that Oprah has reached out to Tiger for an interview and I’m kinda confused on why. First off, I’m not an Oprah fan. I respect her charitable work and shit like that, but as far as her personality goes she’s a business woman first and a feminist second. She acts like she’s all about empowering women and shit like that but let’s be real for a second. Why on earth would you bring Tiger Woods on your show to talk about cheating? I understand that cheating is a serious issue, but it can’t be as scarring as domestic violence. That’s right, I’m still bitter about her comments about Chris Brown and the fact she didn’t extend a hand out to him to help him out. I know Oprah has had that ass beat but if she’s all about empowering women, then that woulda been the perfect time to GRILL Chris Breezy about what’s messed up in his head. I’m pretty sure women would have appreciated it too. But Chris Brown prolly attracts a younger demographic than who Oprah normally caters to. With Tiger and Elin, they are both middle aged couple with children…cha-ching. Fuck Oprah...yeah I said it. Here is a video of another slore than Tiger ran through…this has to be the most pathetic:

I don’t understand why people fall in love with someone that is married. IF THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THEY ARE CHEATING THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY NO GOOD!!! They have no integrity. They spouse can’t trust them, but you can? As Ed Lover would say: C’Mon Son!!! If they aren’t single don’t wife/hubby them. Wait till they end their current relationship before you end up lookin like a fool at the end.

Nicki Minaj does Complex

I don’t like Nicki Minaj’s voice, rap skills, or personality…but I would nut on her butt. That girl’s body just makes me want to do the nastiest things to her.

I'd frolic through her Tiger Lillies....

Rachel Uchitel, taken last summer in Malibu. If you don’t know who she is, then I would suggest moving out from the fucking rock you live under…idiot.

Holly Madison turns 30

I wasn’t gonna post pics from Holly Madison’s 30th birthday because she didn’t invite me…but this one pic caught my eye…Is homeboy tryin to cause a nip slip while takin a pic with her??? CLASSIC!!! That is the official move of the 2010. If you are takin a pic with a big titty bitch with little covering – try to make her titty pop out as you take the pic!!!

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Don't worry about 2012...

Man o man, will The Rant survive into 2010??? I mean last week was like the first week I didn’t post ANYTHING really. It didn’t even cross my mind until Friday that I hadn’t done shit. But I’m getting bored with reporting the “news”. It’s all the same. Death, death, corruption, and some tits at the end. How can anyone be pissed off anymore? Nothin surprises me. I don’t know how news anchors do it day in and day out…well, correction. If I was gettin PAID for this shit then yes, I would continue to deliver. But to do this shit for free? Boring. Oh well, enjoy it while you can. And feel free to visit Splaboos.com too, I think that site has some potential (at least for a year before it gets boring too lol).

Weed saves autistic boy's life

Um, ok. Sounds plausible. Weed does give you the munchies and if he wasn’t eatin then I could see that being a good side effect. But he’s makin noises now? I don’t know what kinda weed does that. Did she lace the brownies with PCP because it sounds like the boy is trippin out. Am I for the legalization of weed? I don’t participate in the passin of the Ganga or whatever the kids call it nowadays. And I don’t believe the hype that it’s a gateway drug. To me drugs are like tattoos. People have their personal reasons for gettin involved but they are solely responsible for how far they take it. Like a person with 100 tattoos WANTED 100 tattoos. They didn’t get one tattoo and say “hmm, I want more tattoos now.” No, they wanted 100 tattoos before they got the first one. They envisioned it before it happened. So anyone that wants to try coke will try coke. They may take baby steps by smoking weed first or doin mushrooms but eventually they will get to coke. Nobody smokes weed and says “hmm, now I want to snort something.” The only reason the government won’t legalize it is because weed is impossible to track. And by track I mean tax. Sure they’ll get some money from taxing people with huge weed farms, but what about the local growers? And you know what skin color those local growers will be? Black and brown. The white man doesn’t like the thought of that at all. The only time a black person can be wealthy in America is when they are being paid by the white man. That’s what makes Oprah so dangerous. The fact she is owns her own TV channels now and is no longer gonna be ABC’s (or whatever station she’s affiliated with) cash cow is makin some people jittery. Praise to Oprah for escaping slavery. But back to weed. It won’t be legalized because you’ll have too many rich black people. What the government fails to recognize is if there is one group that can cure the recession, its black people. They love living outside of their means. And if you legalized weed and had just 100 rich drug dealers…the United States of America would own China. Not only would we pay off our debts but we would buy so many bootleg products from them, we would be their biggest consumer. Amazing how I went from an autistic child to GDP.

The Tiger has been running wild

So there are rumors circulating Tiger Woods and the reason for his car crash this past weekend. A lot of tabloids are sayin that Tiger might be havin his nine iron stroked by another caddie. Her name is Rachel Uchitel and the National Enquirer broke the news (read it here). Now I know…the National Enquirer isn’t one to be trusted. I mean, I read the article a while ago but in light of the car crash and this interview…somethin is fishy:

There was no alcohol involved? So what then? Did he get his ass beat by his wife? Is Tiger afraid of losing sponsorships? My brother made a point that I want to share: what the fuck has Tiger done that makes him above the law and above an investigation? He can decline to speak to cops now? Public property was damaged so he HAS to speak to cops. If this had been any Negro (a pure Negro, not a hybrid) please believe they woulda spent a night in jail. But this mutt with his Swedish white woman for a wife gets a “Get Outta Jail Free” card. Bullshit. I’m leaning more to he’s just embarrassed by the whole situation. I mean his wife had a golf club…how you get your ass beat with your own tool? He’s so used to whacking balls with it that it musta felt shameful to be on the other end of the stroke hahahahaha. I think she beat his ass in the house, he tried to flee, crashed into a couple things and she chased him down to continue the assault. Realized where she was not in a trailer park and decided not to fuck him up anymore. I heard one of the 911 calls and it wasn’t from Mrs. Woods…sooooo did she even call?

Rachel is the brunette

Alessandra Ambrosio complicates lives

What the fuck would you do if your mom was like one of the hottest women in the world? I guess you really wouldn’t think like that, but that wouldn’t stop your friends. You go over to your boy’s house and he has your mom pinned up on his wall (figuratively speaking lol). I think I would lose a lot of friendships…I think Alessandra had a girl so maybe her daughter’s life should be easier (as long as she gets her looks from her mom…if she looks like her dad, she’s fucked).

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I'm not dead

I know ya'll have been worried sick about me...but I've been tryin to help the idiots at Splaboos.com get their site up and going...I think it might have been a waste of time since they're lazier than I lol. Be back next week!

It's here!!

So there are a couple of fucktards over at Splaboos.com. I shall be there every once in a while adding to the fuckery. I suggest you follow me and let your voices be heard as well.

Chris Brown - Crawl

Chris Beezy is still my neezy regardless of what the world says about him. I just heard reports that Rihanna used to hit him…now if that ain’t some double standard bullshit I don’t know what is. Chris Brown only about 5 pounds heavier than Rihanna…and do you see all the spiked jewelry she be wearin? I’m pretty sure she’s fucked that boy up too…but yes, he did take it way too far. And dumpin her on the side of the road wasn’t smart either. But he’s apologized, and is takin the steps needed to get better. So I’ll fuck with Chris until he strikes again…get it? “Strikes” again? Hahahahaha. New video with Cassie:

Um, no bitch looks good with half her head shaven. None. So all you other girls emulating this wack ass look: STOP IT!!!

Domestic violence works both ways

Speakin of…Trinidad and Barbados are right next to each other and I’m startin think the only reason why Chris didn’t stop the car to fight Rihanna was because he would lose the advantage:

He really gets his ass beat for almost 8 minutes!!! Damn.

Lima has a baby angel

A piece of Heaven has died once again. Adriana Lima has given birth to a healthy baby girl with her ‘dots for eyes’ husband, Marko Jaric. I pray for that girl’s sake that she looks like her mother…nothing good can come out from havin her father’s genes…unless she plans on being an animated character when she grows up.

Rihanna needs to apologize

See ladies? Even Rihanna has those disgusting cottage cheese thighs. Get this woman a Stair Master pronto!!! What’s goin on with the side of her head? Her whole style as of late has been more ‘miss’ on the ‘Hit-or-Miss-O’Meter’. She has a new album comin out and she doesn’t even put in the effort to be jerkable? I’m pretty sure Chris Brown will smash her again…but this time with record sales.

Chris Brown isn't everyone's favorite

Speakin of smashin…looks like this girl wants to smash Chris’ face in:

The best part is the end when the random dude gets in her face and screams “Slap that bitch up!!!” What happens after that??? I wanna knoooooow! Lol.

Blake Lively hotness

Blake Lively might be the best dressed starlet right now. I don’t know how she does it, but she stay fly. Her tits are always lookin on point regardless of what she puts on. That’s my kinda gal. Too bad in these pics she looks more like a supernova ready to burnout rather than a fresh young star. Why the hell she look so old? Maybe she should smile more…or maybe she should come see me for that facial cream. Owwwwww.

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FUF!!!!

Today is gonna be ‘Fucked up Friday!!!’ because my day was terrible yesterday…but not as bad as the people in the posts. And it’s Friday the 13th, so I’m pretty sure today is gonna be shitty for others as well.

Charla Nash can't see how bad her day is...

The first person having a Fucked Up Friday (pretty much every day is fucked for her) is Charla Nash – the woman who got FUCKED UP by her best friend’s chimpanzee that went berserk after drinkin wine and takin medication. This past week she revealed her face on Oprah. See the video here (warning, it’s not pretty in the least):

The good thing is that she can’t see how bad she looks. Seriously. Could you imagine waking up that face every morning? I would cry myself to death. Another good thing is she can’t go online and read what people are sayin. My comment may be negative but I’m totally serious, I would rather die than look like that. But other people might be just makin jest and poking fun, which isn’t cool. That woman is messed up. I hope she gets the money so she can regain some of her life.

I guess the H1N1 doesn't look so bad now..

Lauren Johnson hasn't been havin a good two weeks...

Lol. Damn, why I feel like she might be fakin it? Those sneezes don't seem to hurt at all!!! And you know if you sick and you keep sneezing, that shit fucks with you. She seems perfectly fine...hmmmmm. If she gets a reality show I'ma be mad as fuck. But if she isn't fakin that shit sucks. I hope it goes away soon.

Marines are having a good day...

Another person havin a bad day is Steve Burton of Los Angeles, CA. It appears that Stevie wanted to impress people at his high school reunion, so he created this mystical life (blog and all) about serving in the Marines. He showed up with a crazy amount of medals of honor and valor and all that good stuff. Only problem is someone at the reunion was really in the Navy and knew that one of the medals (Navy Cross) wasn't handed out lightly and thought it was suspect for Steve to have one. So she took a picture with Steve and sent that shit to the FBI!!! HAHAHAHAHA GRIMEY!!! So the FBI investigated and found him to be a fraud...so now he's pleading not guilty but i think he's fucked. His life partner declined to comment about the situation. Hmmm, his partner (of 18 years). Maybe he was in the Marines and was discharged because of his sexual preference??? Or maybe he's not gettin the dick at home so he wants to go to jail, hahahahaha.

Larry King day isn't as bad...

A group of people that might be having a bad day are conservative women...
 
Why does it seem like the only ones that are allowed air time are air heads? Carrie Prejean totally makes an ass out of herself on Larry King. Did she not understand the question or was she just scared that if she started talkin some bones would creep out her closet. I mean, we already know why she settled...because like most conservative women, she's a fuckin hypocrite. What's this news that she used the pagent money to get breast implants? She pretends to be wholesome when she's really hoe-some.

Dwayne Wade has a good day!

Even atheletes have bad days, only difference is it gets put on ESPN...ask Anderson Varejao:


Have a good weekend!
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Time to go hard!

Yoooooooo, how’s it hanging? It should be hangin at all on Werk-N-Jerk Wednesdays!!! OWWWWWWWWWWW!

Discharged from the army after coming out

So I’m totally confused…why can’t there be gays in the military? If a fag wants to serve his country (and not in a gay way) then what’s the issue? Better him than me!!! I ain’t built for no military. The worst outcome is I run into a gay dude that is trained in hand to hand combat and he takes me down…more like forces me down. Yuck. All jokes aside, I can’t believe this is still an issue. If he can shoot, kill, save lives, and all that other good shit, then why discharge him (or her)? I’m really lost by what the fear is of gays in the military. It’s already been proven that they aren’t the creator of AIDS, they don’t make others gay (maybe more confident to come out but they don’t have a gay stone that makes straight people look for the same sex). Maybe my gay friends, hOmar and hOfi aka Gay Tonys, can provide some insight. Are gay people with guns not as scary as straight people with guns?

Brasilian student expelled and reinstated...stupid

Ok, I don’t understand why this is news. ANYWHERE!! It shouldn’t be news in Brasil and it certainly shouldn’t be news in America. So she wore a short dress…in Brasil. That’s like a black man gettin arrested in Africa for being black. It’s the fuckin norm out there! I guess her actions in class (hiking up her skirt, twirling around on a pole (why is there a pole on campus? Lamp post maybe?) ) are what got her expelled. Obviously the school doesn’t want her practicing for work while on campus. This just goes to show how bored I am with the world, that I’m even discussing non events. Sigh.

Mobile strippers in Vegas

Like my man said, you don’t bring you kids to Vegas. You take em to Disney. I mean, who is runnin around with their kids after 10pm anyways? I think that is a novel idea and the girls where lookin pretty stacked…out of all the ones they coulda interviewed, they chose Pinocc-hoe, smh. I could really see this being a traffic issue tho. It’s bad enough havin drunk or tipsy or a distracted driver as it is. Now you wanna throw in some pole dancing? The Vegas strip is too busy for all that extra shit. It’s a great idea, but I see the city shuttin it down soon.

J. Lo doesn't want ex to release video

If you’re strapped for cash, what do you usually do? Most people find another job or somethin but that’s not the case for J. Lo’s ex-hubby. Ojani Noa is tryin to release a video of him and J. Lo on their honeymoon. Lopez is filing a suit to keep it from comin out. It appears her and her lawyers want to look at the tape first and make sure it doesn’t make her look like the grimy bitch she is. What’s most likely gonna happen is J. Lo is gonna pay Noa not to release the tape and he can go about his merry life ballin outta control. Then when he’s strapped for cash, another video will surface. This will continue until he is ready to release the sex tape, and that’s when he’ll really get paid. Damn, why can I be a nobody who married and divorced a somebody and slowly extorts them for the rest of my life?

Abdul Jabbar has cancer!!!

Hey man, we are praying for ya. But if Magic can beat AIDS, then you can beat Leukemia…damn lucky Lakers. But I’m really posting this for the rest of ya’ll. Even if you are an athlete and are in great health, you’re still susceptible to cancer and other ailments. Get to a doctor!!! Hopefully this health reform bill passes so that other people can keep their health.

Rihanna on her Mr. Roger's game

Before we jump to the Ri-Ri pics, I got into a debate, which turned out to be just an argument at the end, with someone about Chris Brown’s career. They had just finished watchin Rihanna’s interview and felt that CB was done for. They said CB wouldn’t rebound and he would fade away. I disagreed, showin the person that celebrities bounce back all the time and society tends to forgive and forget when it doesn’t directly involve them. I didn’t realize some people were just sooo emotional…anyways everyone agreed with my point and disagreed with the emo I was talkin to. But how do ya’ll feel? Do you think CB is done deaded or can the 19 year old singer still bounce back and become a world superstar like he once was (and in my opinion, still is)? Anyways, here is Rihanna lookin terrible with that golden hair. What is she? A Greek goddess? Halloween was two weeks ago boo boo – wash that shit out.

Difference between real and fake

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I wish the world would end...

Don’t think I left you…I’ve just been disinterested in the heartache this world likes to bring…so here is some good news (even though it’s not Friday). And congrats to the Yankees!!! World Champs!!! That’s great news!! NY is back on top!!!

Trey Songz - I Invented Sex

Trey Songz…yupppppppppp!

I’m soooo glad Drake isn’t on this version. I wish he was left off the album too! That dude is so wack. But anyways, TS is like a cuter more famous version of me. All I need is for him to bring girls into the room, blindfold them, and then I’ll come in. They won’t even know the difference…except the girl would be like “damn Trey, you don’t fit anymore. Did you get bigger?” Owwwwwwwwwwww.

Child leaves messages after death

You don’t have to watch the entire video, just up until they interview the parents.

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HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THAT??? Seriously. When they found the latest note in the coloring book, I got chills. Why can’t adults be this thoughtful and loving? The world would be such a great place! I’m comin off extra mushy and I don’t care. Sick of hearing about Jon & Kate, or how Obama isn’t fulfilling his duties, or how some sicko did something sick. It’s tiring. I could never be a real news reporter. So depressing. Even though the girl died, she still left behind something that continues to put a smile not just on the faces of her family members, but anyone that hears this story. And she’s inspired her parents to do more. It’s amazing that a child can get more accomplished in death than most adults living.

Dallas Cowgirl gets in tough with her roots

LMAO, white people can be so oblivious at times. I think it’s because SHE IS a Dallas Cowgirl she can get away with it. Most of her coworkers (the NFL) are black and I’m pretty sure she’s flirted/chatted with some of the players before. I think this was just a lapse in judgment. But that makes me wonder…because why didn’t any of her black friends tell her it might not be a good idea? I’m guessin it was a good idea up until the photos were leaked. Hopefully the Eagles don’t take it out on the Cowboys next Sunday.

Olivia Munn needs to put her ass on my face

Olivia Munn was on the Jimmy Fallon show with Artie Lange (Mad TV). Funny stuff.
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Olivia Munn is the ONLY white girl I would marry based on personality. Not sayin that she isn’t cute, but she is just too funny with a good balance of dorky, nerdy, and sexy. Sarah Silverman take notes.
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I have a new issue

Is Breast Cancer Awareness over with? Because this battered woman shit needs to be pushed to the forefront. It’s startin to get sickening.

Chris Brown feat. Lil' Wayne, Swizz Beats - I Can Transform Ya

Who else’s video would I post today? Huh?

Ok, so Chris BREEEZY. I defended him. I didn’t defend his actions, but I felt like I needed to know what provoked this kid. Nobody was really speakin on the subject. Why not? Not Rihanna, not CB, not family, friends, and people in the industry…nobody. So of course that aroused my suspicions. What did Rihanna do that made Chris just flip like this? Some say it was a simple over grillin of Chris’s female friends. Some say there was more, that she may have given him herpes. Whatever the case, I still listen to his music. This is kinda conflicting. I don’t feel like I’m supporting domestic violence because the man has made peace with the people he needed to…which is basically Rihanna and her family. Everyone else is secondary and don’t matter. Like LZ Granderson is a senior writer and columnist for ESPN The Magazine and he wrote an article (here) about why he can’t dance to Chris Brown’s music just yet. And I read it and I thought “ok, I can kinda respect that.” But to me, Chris DOESN’T owe us an apology. He doesn’t have to say what he did. We know what he did, he knows what he did. If Chris does an interview and says "Honestly, I would just like to get past it. At the end of the day, I'm sorry for what I did, whatever it is." then let him be (that’s from the latest Rolling Stone). Why are we throwing it in his face like he’s the new poster boy for domestic violence? This is an issue bigger than Chris Brown and instead of askin about his involvement in the dispute, ask him about what he’s doin to make the issue of domestic violence more known (some of the proceeds from his new tour are going to nonprofit that helps victims of domestic violence). I’m not Rihanna’s dad, so I can’t harbor ill will towards a man that has apologized. Besides all that, this single sucks. Sayin that you can transform a girl is not the best lead-off with images of Rihanna’s mangled face still fresh in our minds. Red lips, red dress? Oh he’s putting in work on that chick…And Lil’ Wayne’s verses are BORING! Young money sounds old and stale.

Teen ganged raped while others watch

I wasn’t even gonna post today till I heard this shit. I couldn’t imagine this being my daughter being raped…or SON doin the raping. I would be sent to jail for “fucking up a minor.” When the judge reads my sentencing that is what I will be charged with. And other people watched? Listen, I’m all into kinky sex (amongst adults) but to watch someone cry for help and not help? There isn’t even a special place in Hell for those kinda people. Hell doesn’t even want you. I don’t know what happens to your soul when you’re that evil.

Drunk driver crashes car onto sleeping couple

Damn, that’s why my master bedroom will ALWAYS be on the second floor. How do you survive some shit like that? I woulda been cryin, talkin bout “I can’t feel my face. AYE! YA DIG!” Ok, lame Santana/Wayne joke. But wow, that’s crazy. Glad they’re ok. You gotta be an angry dude to drive a stolen car into someone else’s house thinkin it’s your ex-girlfriends spot. The bitch better have burnt your pubic hairs or something. This counts as (attempted) domestic violence in my book.

19 year-old rapes step grandmother

Really? People abusing step grandmothers too now? This is a terribly sick society. The over sexed, declining morality, and desensitized images we are fed through the media have thoroughly corrupted our senses. I don’t understand how we can call America the greatest country on the planet when we have these glaring issues in front of us. I’m not sayin places like N. Korea or Iran are better off, but I just don’t see how we can point the finger at other countries for denying human rights when it’s something that continually goes on everyday here.

Melyssa Ford was Rihanna once...

Even the Black Jessica Rabbit had her ass beat. I swear every girl I’ve messed with has been assaulted physically or sexually or both. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DUDES??? This shit isn’t cool or funny or nothing. You can’t be an adult (18+) and make another person feel helpless. How can this be empowering? Overpowering someone that you are clearly stronger than…wimps.



Not objectifying any bitches today (lol, just kiddddddddding - women, they are all women)
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Last week in October

It's Monday...Halloween comin up soon...what are some costume ideas?

Black In America

CNN redesigned their site and have different sections of the news like ‘Tech’, ‘Travel’, ‘Entertainment’, ‘Politics’…and ‘Latino in America’. What the fuck??? Why the Latinos get a special shout out? Fuck em! Blacks been here longer (legally lol). Why don’t they get a ‘Black in America’ section? You know why? Because CNN wouldn’t be able to do it justice. So I’ma have my own section on the Rant called ‘Black in America’ where I try to help out the minority group that still gets the short end of the stick. And the first thing I’m gonna do is teach you how to stick it to the pigs aka cops. Here is why you don’t need to talk to the cops:

I hoped you paid attention out there. There is a difference between not speakin to the cops and not snitching. Don’t say a word to the cops. Don’t say “you don’t know anything” and think you saved your ass by not snitchin because if they find out you do know somethin they’ll pin you for lying (ask Lil’ Kim). Crazy world.

Dallas cops give tickets for speaking spanish

Listen Latinos, this situation could be a lot worse. They could shoot and kill you for speakin Spanish. I wish cops gave black people more tickets and fewer bullets.

55 year-old woman pleads guilty to having sex with 12 year old

She shoulda plead guilty to “Gross sexual positions” that she put that poor boy in. Yuck. Usuallllllly I’m championing for the boy sayin he already knew what he was doin…but damn, I doubt at 12 you wanna lose your virginity to grandma. Especially one with a walker and oxygen tank. I bet he had her take her teeth out for possibly the best blow job he’ll ever receive. LMAO, disgusting.

Madoff investor dead

It appears that the recession is still killin off people…or at least causing them to commit suicide. Jeffry Picower, 67, was found unconscious in his pool at his Palm Beach, Florida, home. Jeff was an investor with Madoff and may have been workin with Madoff to rip people off. You wanna know what’s really crazy? If the recession didn’t hit, these types of people would still be makin money off the innocent, ignorant, and greedy. I’m pretty sure there are others workin a different sector of the economy that are wiping their brow because they haven’t been exposed yet. Now imagine how much harder it’s goin to be to catch them now that they have wised up. Anyways, Jeff’s death is still being investigated so we don’t know if it was a homicide or suicide or karma. Stay tuned.

Windows 7 fails out the gate for some users

New Windows 7 just came out…and of course it failed. It appears that students who upgraded online ran into some issues if they were running a 32-bit machine. Long story short, another point for Mac. And I’m not a Mac user. I haven’t taken a bite of the tainted Apple (pun intended). I just know that Macs have the same issues a PC does (just not as frequent). But if you gave me $2500 (the cost of a Mac Pro) to build you a PC, please believe that will be the best PC you’ve ever used in your life. And that’s what Mac users don’t understand. This isn’t like buying a Toyota Camry instead of a Ford Taurus. This is like buying a Mercedes S-Class instead of a Taurus. If you invested the S-Class money into the Taurus, you’d get the same quality and more. Anyways, I’m done with Vista. Hated it from the day I installed it. I will most likely be buying Windows 7 (got that family hoooook up!) but not until Service Pack 2 comes out lol. Never buy a Windows OS until Service Pack 2 is out.

ESPN reporter cheats on wife

If I ever cheat on my wife, it’s gonna be with a woman who is hot. She doesn’t have to be hotter than my wife, but if my wife seen her she’d be like “yeah, I could see why he’d fuck with her. He does have good taste in women.” Look at this busted ass bitch. And she was crazy, smh. And I’m tired of women using their pussy to get power and then when shit goes sour they try to ruin the man. Fuck that shit. You knew what you were gettin yourself into when you spread your legs (or is that, you knew what was getting into you – owwwwww) so why try to play victim after all is done? I think if anyone sleeps with their boss, they should be waived for any pay raises or promotions. I think that should be a law. That way people think twice about fuckin with their bosses. Career or sex life? Which one will suffer?

Lucia Tovar might be too hot for work

Lucia again because she’s hot and you can’t complain about that.

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Hi there, did you miss me?

I'm back bitches...and I'm out. Not really feelin the news this week...or I'm not inspired and I just threw this together.

Would you stop a kidnapper?

I’m not gonna lie…I prolly wouldn’t do shit if it was an adult being kidnapped and a little apprehensive for a kid (I would save the kid though, I feel kids always have to be protected). But I don’t know why this video surprises anyone. This callus ass world – nobody gives a fuck about anyone else. That’s why you always gotta look out for yourself first. Once you’re happy, then you can try spreadin that happiness to others.

Men, this is your month too!

It appears that women get the short end of the stick, but we still get the stick as well. So guys, while you’re checkin your girl for any weird lumps make sure to check yourself too!!! And don’t be scared to talk about it, otherwise you’ll die. The more you know (insert shooting star).

Well atleast they are getting the fame

Well, can’t knock a man for tryin to get his hustle on…but did he really have to get the media and police involved? There is fuckin YouTube. He coulda made a viral series outta this or somethin – it sounds like he’s full of great ideas. I think it’s totally hilarious that his son sold him out. Like, aren’t you supposed to rehearse all this with your kids first before you get them involved? Obviously that family isn’t the brightest of the bunch in the neighborhood. I wonder if I have a built-in ‘BS’ meter, because while everyone was updating their twitters and Facebook statuses when the event was occurring…I didn’t give two shits. EVEN with a kid bein involved. Interesting.

Flu shot destroys woman's nervous system

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. I’d sue the shit outta GSK. Then I’d request that anyone at GSK be fired!!! Except employees with a blog about parenthood, because it takes a person that writes about his or her family to show the necessary compassion in creating a drug. How scary and sad is that? I pretty sure some stem cell procedure could cure her but our country is sorely lacking behind in that area of science…like every other area compared to the rest of the world.

Honda's one wheel motorcycle

Leave it to Honda to be 1000 steps ahead of the game. That is the chair of the future. You ever see a chair with wheels and all you do is sit in it and push yourself to wherever you wanna get? If you have an office or small studio, that is the chair to have. Lazy, but so much fun. Honda just took it to a whole new level. Matter of fact, that beat that level, beat the game, and decided to develop a new game based off the old one. Damn.

Brasilian women are gonna be the death of me (NSFW)

I’m not marrying any other ethnicity besides Brasilian. If I do marry somethin else, then she will know that she will be IMMEDIATELY replaced if a Brasilian comes into the picture. Owwwww. Granted they have the highest HIV rate and plastic surgery rate…it would be a risk I’d be willing to take. Seriously, those women are hot like no other. South American born women are hotter than hell.

WWE is too gimmicky

Only watch this video if you are a true Maria Menounos fan…otherwise the fake wrestling and manly female wrestlers may shrivel up your dick. You’ve been warned.


So they’ve had Snoop Dogg on there recently. Is the WWE strugglin to get viewership? Maybe they’ll get Marge Simpson to wrestle someone, smh. And I’m workin on her Playboy spread. I’ve seen some pics…yum.

Brandy Robbins makes you wanna check your boobies

Brandy Robbins because it’s still October…