Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Drunk driver crashes car onto sleeping couple

Damn, that’s why my master bedroom will ALWAYS be on the second floor. How do you survive some shit like that? I woulda been cryin, talkin bout “I can’t feel my face. AYE! YA DIG!” Ok, lame Santana/Wayne joke. But wow, that’s crazy. Glad they’re ok. You gotta be an angry dude to drive a stolen car into someone else’s house thinkin it’s your ex-girlfriends spot. The bitch better have burnt your pubic hairs or something. This counts as (attempted) domestic violence in my book.

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