Drunk driver crashes car onto sleeping couple

Damn, that’s why my master bedroom will ALWAYS be on the second floor. How do you survive some shit like that? I woulda been cryin, talkin bout “I can’t feel my face. AYE! YA DIG!” Ok, lame Santana/Wayne joke. But wow, that’s crazy. Glad they’re ok. You gotta be an angry dude to drive a stolen car into someone else’s house thinkin it’s your ex-girlfriends spot. The bitch better have burnt your pubic hairs or something. This counts as (attempted) domestic violence in my book.