Alessandra Ambrosio complicates lives

What the fuck would you do if your mom was like one of the hottest women in the world? I guess you really wouldn’t think like that, but that wouldn’t stop your friends. You go over to your boy’s house and he has your mom pinned up on his wall (figuratively speaking lol). I think I would lose a lot of friendships…I think Alessandra had a girl so maybe her daughter’s life should be easier (as long as she gets her looks from her mom…if she looks like her dad, she’s fucked).

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!