"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," a smirking Avery said after yesterday's morning skate.
"I just wanted to comment on how it has become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. But, enjoy the game tonight."
That isn’t too bad. He’s just callin out the chick that’s fucked with 3 hockey players in the past year. The girl has been passed around more than the hockey puck. I don’t think it’s really worth suspending him. Maybe a fine. But a suspension? For words? Is she the daughter of the commissioner or somthin? Can’t be, because the commissioner’s name is Gary Bettman and the hockey puck’s name is Elisha Cuthbert. Yep, the girl from 24 and The Girl Next Door fame has developed a fetish for men that proudly display their sticks (I wish I could walk around with my stick in my hand, but then I’d get brush burns walkin around). For a league that ENCOURAGES fightin, why would they draw the line at trash talkin? I guess sticks and stones won’t break your bones in hockey, but callin someone’s girl sloppy seconds does.
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This is absolute bullshit, just another instance of bettman ruining my favorite pro sports league.
ReplyDeletethe fact that the nhl is your fav pro sports league is whats bullshit ... and watch your mouth the tenant, jack bauer is always watching
ReplyDeletefuck jack, ain't nobody in the world could have the kinda days he has and still be sane. His one hour is more stress than most people experience in a life time! By this season, Jack should be killin regular civilians just because they wear scarves around their necks.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a better alternative?
ReplyDeleteNBA is a joke, boring as hell.
MLB's season is too intense to watch all the games.
NFL is alright
Why does everyone hate on hockey?