Sarah Palin should give it up...to me

You know who is still hot? Sarah Palin. And I’m speakin figuratively and literally. I mean look at her newly dyed locks. I’d long dick her like ‘ugh ugh ugh’. And with hair that long…I’d give her the ‘Brasilian rope-a-dope’. Anyways, enough of my lucid wet dreams, back to business. How the hell is she still relevant in the news? Why is she still a strong prospect for President in ’12? Didn’t the Americans show that they clearly weren’t on the Palin bandwagon? And in usual fashion, when Palin is in the news there's some drama going on. I don’t wanna get into the details (which can read here) but basically she was supposed to speak at this huge (like their big one of the year) GOP fundraiser and she declined due to scheduling conflict. So when the GOP asked Gingrich, Palin’s camp said that she was available but wanted it to be a surprise. Well the GOP still sent an invitation for her to show up but not speak which Palin had accepted but her camp has declined. Huh? Exactly. I don’t see how this or any of her past escapades since November are supposed to paint her in a favorable light. The chances of me ever voting for Palin are about the same of her posing for Playboy before she loses in 2012, but damn, I could have at least RESPECTED her if she didn’t misstep as much. I don’t care about her tour of the U.S. I want her to get on TV and give me some opinions on the international crisis that are occurring. Show me some growth since November. Why is she still reaching out to the (old) base conservatives that are a dying breed? I personally don’t think you should be a politician on a state level or higher if you’re not willing to change your views to match those of your constituents. If her stance on abortion is always going to be pro-life, then she’ll never win Presidency because those kinds of views are slowly dying. Regardless of how many abortion doctors are killed (which I don’t really feel sympathy for the recent slaying because anything after the first trimester is murder – I know it’s a bit hypocritical but if that baby can feel pain then it’s too late. Give up for adoption instead.), or how many gay right laws get reversed or struck down, the views are changing. Sarah Palin needs to fire her PR people and get her act together real fast.