Matrress with money missing in Tel Aviv

A woman in Tel Aviv, Israel tried to surprise her mum (I like sayin ‘mum’ because I hear the sweet sweet accent of a British women in my head) by purchasing her a new mattress. Little did she know that the old mattress she threw out had about $1 milli in it. Now the search is on for the dumpster that the mattress went to. Ok first off, who in Israel has a million dollars just saved up in their mattress? I thought they didn’t even have a place to call home, now this lady has a mattress with a million dollars in it? It’s pretty obvious she found a place to settle, now if the rest of them could follow suit. Next, I know mattresses are pretty heavy but damn, didn’t it feel EXTRA heavy with a milli in it? She shoulda been like “well the old mattress is heavier than the new one, that doesn’t make any sense. I wonder what’s in here…oh my, a million dollars!” I think the daughter took the money. She was prolly sayin “mum won’t be around much longer, so I might as well keep it!” Oh, I’m terribly fucked up. But that’s what you like about me and keeps you reading. Seriously, Israelis are stackin chips like that? I wish she was my mum.