Man sues strip club

I mean really? Really? When I first heard the report I thought a dancer was just extremely nervous or extremely coked up and had accidentally kicked the shit outta someone. This dude sounds like he’s tryin to make a quick buck. That’s real despicable. Why doesn’t he just get a fuckin job? Double vision? A horse would have to kick you for permanent double vision. I laugh at how the owner says “buttocks.” He really wants to say “That muthafucka slapped the shit outta my girl’s ass. If I wasn’t getting my dick sucked in my office, I woulda cracked his head open myself!” I gotta wonder where the hell security was. I know if I get too frisky with a chick, they are right behind me lifting me outta my comfy seat and throwin me into the hard concrete! Bullshit.